Wow what brilliant fireworks, World Famous certainly did a good job, fireworks and music all over the place, fireworks up at the castle and in the harbour and over the breakwater. I sneaked on the boat really easily, getting off the other end was quite simple noone in France has any idea what I am, they didn't even think to ask for my ticket.
I'm in Dover now, can you see the castle, it's great to be out in the sunshine again, I hear that they have got some fireworks on tonight I'm going to get on a boat when they are all watching the fireworks all those woooshings and bangs noone will notice me.
I'm off I've had enough of this place I'm going to Dover and abroad, I've had my plugs changed to fit those European sockets and I'm off to see pastures anew.
I'm sitting in this shed of death, surrounded by bits of dead seagulls and old dusty safes, I've had enough with this dusty old tarpaulin on top of me, it's not even mine someone stole mine so the invigilators took this dusty one.......ah....well
